TD applicant name: NeverBeBlue

What days and times are you available to host tournaments? (i.e. MWF 6-10 PM Eastern Time)
4am sunday for 30 mins between porn shoots, hookers and contract hits.

Do you have any prior experience running tournaments? Briefly explain:
Only experience at running at running anything was a raffle in prison to see who got the use of Raul for the night.

What other online commitments do you have? (i.e. TD, HTD, or Admin on another League)
I have numerous porn sites I run and maintain but not sure if thats what you mean.

In your opinion, what are the three most important qualities of a successful Tournament Director?
1. Need to run the tourneys with an iron fist.
2. Not being squeemish at blood.
3. A TD must always be open to.. negotiation.. he who pays the most.. wins.

How would your closest friends describe your personality?
Overbearing, demanding, tyrannical, murderous

What do YOU feel is your strongest personality trait?
My ability to see flaws in someone and ruthlessly exploit them.

What do you feel is a personality weakness you need to work on?
I think my largest weakness is to leaving witness's alive.

What is the best way to resolve conflict between players?
Shoot them both.

If a player were to say to you, "This League sucks! You are a horrible TD and have no idea what you are doing!" how would you respond to that player?
Do you have any f**king idea who I am? I got plenty of f**k you money.. that means I have enough that I can say F**K YOU. All it will take is one phone call and 2 goons will visit you in the dead of night and you'll f**king disappear.

If a player were to say to you, "I won my tournament match but my opponent keeps saying they won!" how would you proceed?
I'd simply tell him to stop being a whiny b***h and that life isnt always fair.

If a player with whom you have had a conflict joins one of your tournaments, what would you do?
Make a phone call to my goons.

• Re: TD app View
    by summernights on October 31, 2006 at 08:05:09 PST
  
  Sounds just like YOU! When are you starting? lol