MEMBERS OF THE 300 CLUB
INDY .. CIN .. MOM .. KAT .. ERN .. LYNN ..
HELLO HOMIES! IT IS A LONG HOT SUMMER AND THINGS ARE HEATING UP IN THE SHELTER!
AS FAR AS THE LEAGUE AND HOW IT IS DOING, I ONLY HAVE ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE IT. AWSOME!!! THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GREAT SCORES POPPING UP EVERY NIGHT AND IT ISN'T JUST ONE PERSON DOING IT. EVERYONE ON THE LEAGUE IS BOWLING THOSE HIGH SCORES. WE STILL DON'T LIKE THE NEW POGO BOWL BUT WE ARE ADJUSTING.
I WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT TO WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER. BEAD HAS PROVEN TO BE QUITE THE PLAYER, BOTH ON THE LANES AND WITH THE GUYS ... LOL... SHE GIVES AS GOOD AS SHE GETS!!
KAT HAS TOSSED OUT A CHALLENGE TO ALL LEAGUE MEMBERS. THE FIRST ONE TO ROLL A 300 ON THE NIGHTS SHE TDS..SHE WILL GIVE 300 OF HER KATSKASH TO THE LUCKY PERSON. SO FAR, SHE HAS BEEN ABLE TO HANG ON TO HER MONEY.
IN THE NEWS: KAT IS HOME FROM HER TRAVELS AGAIN. SHE ENJOYED 3 WEEKS UP NORTH WITH GRANDDAUGHTER WHO IS GROWING LIKE A WEED. AND LOOKS FORWARD TO VISITING NEXT YEAR. ERN IS HOME FROM HIS BREIF STAY IN THE HOSPITAL AND WE HAVE TOLD HIM HE CAN'T DO THAT EVERY YEAR!! CIN HAS MOVED INTO A RV AND IS TAKING A SHORT BREAK FROM THE LEAGUE WHILE SHE GETS SETTLED. INDY IS ENJOYING HIS NEW HOME IN FL. IF YOU HAVE ANY NEWS, PASS IT ALONG TO INDY OR KAT AND IT WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE NEWSLETTER.
AS I CLOSE OUT THIS NEWSLETTER, I WANT TO SEND OUT BEST WISHES FOR EVERYONE. I WANT PEACE AND HAPPINESS FOR ALL. I SEND OUT AN OPEN INVITATIONS FOR YOU ALL TO COME DOWN SOUTH FOR A VISIT. I WILL CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO A SHUFFLEBOARD MATCH. IF YOU BEAT ME AT THAT, I WILL THROW MY SHUFFLEBOARD CUE INTO THE LAKE AND LET THE GATORS HAVE IT. YOU ALL HAVE BEAT ME SO BAD IN BOWLING, I HAVE ALREADY THROWN MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW.
I WANT TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO INVITE A FRIEND OR TWO TO COME JOIN OUR LEAGUE. AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS LETTER BUT ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THE HOMELESS SHELTER BOWLING LEAGUE, THEN WE OPEN OUR ARMS AND WELCOME YOU TO JOIN US. WE BOWL EVERY EVENING AT 7:30 AND 8:00 EASTERN TIME. FOR ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE NOT STOPPED IN FOR A WHILE, GRAB YOUR SHOES AND BALLS (NOT THOSE BALLS ERN) AND JOIN US ON THE LANES. WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL.
HUGS AND KISSES, STRIKES AND SPARES FROM INDY, KAT, AND CIN!
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT OUR MEMORIAL GARDENS LIST OF NAMES ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF OUR HOMEPAGE TO SEE ALL OF OUR FORMER MEMBERS WHO HAVE WENT ON HOME TO HEAVEN BEFORE US. THEY MAY BE GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. SADLY, THIS LIST CONTINUES TO GROW, AND NOW WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE IN THE MEMORIAL GARDENS THAN WE DO IN OUR LEAGUE.
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 Member vs Staff
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Battle of the Sexes
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2 VS 2
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Big Bux Tourney
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Member Appreciation
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